Hey, I am not making this up. The description below comes from the web site for the Massage Pants.
- Infrared heaters
- Temperature control
- Super vibration massage with a scientific and rational allocation
- High-performance rechargeable batteries
They must be purchased in lots of 500 and are made in China. Most likely there will be a recall because someone will realize the emanating glow from their crotch area isn’t from the warmth of the pants, but from the radiation in the heat source. 
It’s a shame the pants do not have an iPod port. It could give new meaning to getting your groove on. Need I say more? I will leave that up to your imagination.
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