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Apr 27 2008

Massage Pants

Posted by: Expressing Opinions in fun

Pants

Hey, I am not making this up. The description below comes from the web site for the Massage Pants.

  • Infrared heaters
  • Temperature control
  • Super vibration massage with a scientific and rational allocation
  • High-performance rechargeable batteries

They must be purchased in lots of 500 and are made in China. Most likely there will be a recall because someone will realize the emanating glow from their crotch area isn’t from the warmth of the pants, but from the radiation in the heat source. :-)

It’s a shame the pants do not have an iPod port. It could give new meaning to getting your groove on. Need I say more? I will leave that up to your imagination.

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2 Responses to “Massage Pants”
  1. Grateful Guy says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 9:40 am - Edit

    Part of me really wants a pair, and part of me is really ashamed to admit that. :D

    I wonder what all that heat would do to a guys sperm count?

  2. Things I’m Grateful For » Blog Archive » Things I’m Grateful For on Sunday 27 April says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 10:18 am - Edit

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